Anthony Jeselnik’s Brutally Funny Twitter

jeselnik2In honor of Anthony Jeselnik‘s upcoming Paramount show, we decided to take a look back at some of the comedian’s best tweets. For the uninitiated, Jeselnik is a comic whose caustic one liners delivered with an otherworldly confidence have made him one of the most exciting acts performing today. You may know him for his Comedy Central roasts or from The Jeselnik offensive which he created. He’s also produced the critically acclaimed album Shakespeare and the one hour special Caligula and was a crowd favorite at the 2013 Moontower Fest. Now without any further ado (and really, who wants more ado at this point), here are some of the comedian’s best tweets.


NOTE: Though the live taping portion of Friday’s Paramount appearance has been cancelled for “boring reasons” the show is definitely still on! Jeselnik hits the Paramount stage at 7pm on Friday November 14th. More details and tickets here.
 

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Comics Come Home: Flores, Huntsberger, and Fairbanks return to Austin

Three amazing comics who all logged time in Austin are returning for three separate headlining shows starting tonight! Jake Flores kicks things off this weekend followed by David Huntsberger and Chris Fairbanks next weekend. These truly are three of my favorite comics and certainly some of the best the Austin scene has ever produced. Read on and make your plans today!

Jake Flores |  Friday 11/7, 9pm  Saturday 11/8,  9 & 11pm | Velveeta Room

Hometown hero Jake Flores makes his triumphant return to our fair city with two nights of shows at the Velveeta Room Friday and Saturday. Jake moved to New York about a year ago and recently recorded a stand-up special for Stand Up! Records. He has performed at Fun Fun Fun Fest and Moontower and is one of the most interesting comics around.

 David Huntsberger | Saturday 11/15, 7:30pm & 9pm | New Movement

On Saturday November 15th, former Austinite David Huntsberger is filming his first ever stand-up special at the New Movement. Huntsberger is best known these days as one of the hosts of the successful Professor Blastoff podcast along with Tig Notaro and Kyle Dunnigan. David Huntsberger’s Animated Stand-Up Special, as it’s billed in his successfully funded Kickstarter, will blend animation and live performance in a multimedia production that sounds amazing. There are two shows at 7:30 and 9pm and a few tickets remain. Grab them while you can!

Chris Fairbanks | Friday 11/14, 9pm Saturday 11/15, 9 & 11pm | Velveeta Room

Also next week, check out the hilarious Chris Fairbanks at the Velveeta Room. Chris is a former Funniest Person in Austin winner who has appeared in Montreal’s Just for Laughs New Faces section, and appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, as well as Season 7 of NBC’s Last Comic Standing. Ryan Cownie hosts this one and Matt Bearden is set to appear along with a few special guests.

 

 

The Best Tweets of the Week from the Moontower Class of 2014

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People of Moontower, it’s that time again. Bow down to your Tweets of the Week from the Moontower Class of 2014! Hip hip hooray! For more tweets from your favorite Moontower comics, subscribe to our list on Twitter.

Also, there are TONS of amazing comedy shows coming to the Paramount in the coming months so be sure and stay up to date with our schedule (This November alone we have Anthony Jeselnik, David Sedaris, Chris D’Elia, Lewis Black, and Nick Swardson).

Five reasons to see Tig Notaro live!

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In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade (and, if that’s the case, let me say that I am truly sorry; if you don’t mind my asking, what were the circumstances that led to that horrible living situation? PM me!) Tig is one of the smartest, funniest, and most celebrated comics working today. And now, she’s returning to Austin on Tuesday October 16th to perform at the historic Paramount Theatre as part of her Boyish Girl Interrupted Tour! Here now are five reasons why you should see Tig Notaro live.

 

1. Comedians adore her.  Louis CK famously said she gave “one of the greatest stand-up performances I’ve ever seen.”

2. She’s been on your favorite TV shows. She’s made memorable appearances on The Sarah Silverman Show, The Office, Conan, The Amy Schumer Show, Transparent and many more.

3. She puts on a good show wherever she performs. In 2006-2007, Tig performed as part of a series of house concerts across the country in the living rooms, basements, rooftops, garages, backyards, lofts and barns of fans. Look for Knock Knock, It’s Tig Notaro, a documentary about her experience, on Showtime.

4. She hosts a hilarious podcast.  Professor Blastoff is an amazing podcast that features her longtime writing partner Kyle Dunnigan and former Austin resident David Huntsberger.

5. She’s an amazing writer. She’s a regular on This American Life with Ira Glass and has contributed to The Moth storytelling series. Other writing credits include The Emmys hosted by Jane Lynch and The MTV Movie Awards hosted by Aziz Ansari.

Tickets for Tig Notaro’s Boyish Girl Interrupted Tour are on sale now! She performs Thursday October 16th at the Paramount Theatre in Austin (tix).

Brian Gaar Readies his First Standup Special

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Brian Gaar is huge on Twitter. He’s an accomplished standup who has been entertaining Austin audiences for several years but it was his tweets that introduced him to a larger audience. A much larger audience. At the time of this writing, he has over 70,000 fans on the social networking site, an impressive celebrity following – he’s a favorite of comedy big shots like Will Arnett and SNL head writer Alex Baze – and he’s just getting started.

When he released his album Never Gonna Be Famous earlier this year, it quickly rose to #2 on the iTunes charts where it sat alongside albums from heavyweights like Jim Gaffigan. He’s taping his first standup special on Saturday night at the Spiderhouse Ballroom and tickets are on sale now.

I chatted with Gaar about his early video game experiences, meeting fans at the urinal, and what we could expect from his first special.

 

You’re known for being a bit of a video game head. Tell us about your first (or an early) gaming experience.

My best memory was a Christmas in the mid-80s when my parents bought me the Nintendo Entertainment System. I played all night and for the next year, my sisters and I fought over who’d get to play Super Mario Bros. One time, I was playing in a squatted position and my sister ran up and kicked me in the balls. Our mother told her, “Because of YOU, Brian won’t be able to have children, now!!” Sadly, she was wrong.

You have a pretty rabid Twitter following. What’s the weirdest interaction you’ve had with a fan?

I wouldn’t say anything has been particularly weird, but you do meet people in random places.

One time I was at a bar, in line for the bathroom. A guy in front of me finished at the urinal, turned around and goes “DUDE! I love your Twitter!” And he wanted to shake hands. He was cool, though, he came over to our table and bought me shots.

I’ve also met people at the grocery store with a baby strapped to me and in line at the LEGO store. Everyone has honestly been really nice — a few people show up to my shows wearing Toad t-shirts, but I always have security throw them out.

How has your comedy changed over the past few years and what can folks expect from Saturday’s show?

I’ve tried to write more political stuff. When I started, it was all video game and fart jokes, but now I write more high-brow stuff like, “How about that Obama? What’s his deal?” And “Congress?? More like CLOWN-gress!!” This stuff murders on NPR.

Saturday’s show will be a combination of greatest hits and some killer new stuff that I’m working on. I don’t want to give too much away, but let’s just say Groot from “Guardians of the Galaxy” is gonna get “cut down” to size. (I do an impression of Groot screaming “I am Groot!!” in a high-pitched voice because he caught his balls in a chainsaw.)

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The Best of John Hodgman on The Daily Show

DailyShowHodgmanAuthor.  Tweeter.  Funnyman.  These are the names of my three children. They are also words that could be used to describe John Hodgman who is set to perform at the Paramount Theatre on September 12th. 

In 2005, Hodgman debuted a character known as “The Deranged Millionaire” for a They Might Be Giants video. The character was such a success for Hodgman that he brought it The Daily Show for a series of celebrated segments partially collected here. I’m also including Hodgman’s first appearance on the show to promote his book “The Areas of My Expertise” which announced the comedian to a wider audience. Enjoy.

 

The Areas of My Expertise – 11/16/05
John Hodgman’s areas of expertise include matters historical, matters cryptozological, hobo matters, and drink, food, wine and cheese — which is a kind of food.

 

Borders Goes Out of Business – 08/16/11
John Hodgman suggests that bookstores replace their old-fashioned bookshelves with beautiful, well-appointed downloading pods.

 

An Elegant Message to the 47% – 09/18/12
In this exclusive, resident deranged millionaire John Hodgman elegantly restates Mitt Romney’s position regarding 47% of Americans.

 

Merge Overkill – 02/27/13
John Hodgman merges with the English language and examines the modern economic strategy that rewards corporate irresponsibility.

 

Patenting Human Genes – 06/19/13
John Hodgman analyzes the financial repercussions of the Supreme Court’s decision on human gene patenting.

 

Bezos and Masthead – 08/14/13
Deranged millionaire John Hodgman announces the acquisition of his own D.C. newspaper, The Washington Postier Coupon Clipper Penny Saver.

 

Taking the LA Clippers for a Spin – 05/08/14
Deranged millionaire John Hodgman explains why he wants to acquire the Los Angeles Clippers.

For more on John Hodgman, check out his website. Tickets for his September 12th show at the Paramount are available here.

The Best of John Hodgman on Twitter

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Did you know that John Hodgman is coming to the Paramount this September? Well he is! On September 12th! That’s a Friday! Perhaps best known for his many Daily Show appearances, he’s also a celebrated author, a New York Times Magazine columnist, and a podcaster. SO HOW COME NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT HIS TWITTER?! Oh, they do? All the time? Okay well that makes sense. It kind of messes up what I was going to say though. Let me rethink this. In the meantime, here is a brief introduction to the hilarious world of Mr. Hodgman’s Twitter, and by that I mean, here is a list of tweets.

Stay tuned next week for more of The Best of John Hodgman where we’ll look at his work on The Daily Show!

The Best Tweets this Week from the Moontower Class of 2014

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TGIFBTMITFAEOTBTTWFTMCOT!

For the uninitiated, that stands for Thank God It’s Friday Because That Means It’s Time For Another Edition Of The Best Tweets This Week From The Moontower Class Of 2014!

And it is! It’s time RIGHT NOW!

2014: The Year of the Hustak

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It’s been a pretty good year for Austin comedian Cody Hustak. A few weeks after his Moontower shows, he was crowned the Funniest Person in Austin. Then, shortly after that, he was one of a handful of comics accepted into the prestigious Just for Laughs festival in Montreal. Hustak was part of the New Faces: Unrepped section and performed at the fest last weekend. I spoke with Cody about his “fairy tale week” shortly after he touched down in Austin. Special thanks to Charlie Sotelo for the above photo!

 

Congrats on Just for Laughs! How did you find out you were accepted to the festival?

Weeks had passed since the FPIA’s conclusion and I had figured I wasn’t getting the invite. Then one night I got a call from an unknown number that didn’t resemble that of my bill collectors. I was so close to saying “Oh you‘re good, Sallie Mae” and making the mistake of not picking up. Luckily it was Colleen Mcgarr and Jeff Singer with incredible news that I had to keep from my friends and family for what seemed like an eternity.

How were the shows?

Perfect. Everything there is so flawlessly well put together. The staff was fantastic and the audiences enthusiastically filled the seats. I was thrilled when I found out I was getting additional shows.

What was your favorite part of the fest?

Having what I thought was to be my last set of the week go well and then being offered a spot on The Alt Show a mere hour later. A great venue filled to capacity, sharing the stage with the brilliance of Andy Kindler, Marc Maron, Ron Funches, and Jon Dore. An absolute fairy tale week.

Any after hours highlights?

After hours was a bit of a blur thanks to alcohol and representation’s willingness to buy me alcohol. The week was unreal on so many levels. I was frantically selling things the day before I left and I was sure it was going to be a week of fast food and warm beers in the hotel room. After that first set I was wined and dined pretty hard over the last three days in Montreal. It was a dream that ended far too abruptly. Now it’s back to my day job and back to exclusively consuming canned food and drinks. Easily one of the most memorable weeks of my life.

What’s coming up for you next?

I’m excited to be headlining The Velv Aug 22-23. I need to visit NY and LA for the first time ever to get a feel for where I’d like to move after I hand my crown off next spring. Trying to keep my mouth shut about opportunities in the works. These are exciting times.

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Tim and Eric and Dr. Steve Brule and you!

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Calling all chippies! Tim and Eric are bringing their live show to the Paramount Theatre on September 17th and this time they’re bringing along Dr. Steve Brule!

Dr. Brule, played by John C. Reilly, is one of the duo’s more memorable characters from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, and spawned a spin off, Check it Out with Dr. Steve Brule.

Tickets go on sale today at 10am so get your seats while you can.

In the meantime, take a look at Tim Heidecker’s new show Decker which premiered yesterday.

For your health!

Steve Brule