This week, The Austin Theatre Alliance announced the 2018 Moontower Podcast Series lineup and welcomed several new additions to the stand-up schedule. On this edition of Tweets of the Week, we feature tweets from these podcasters and newcomers including Jackie and Laurie Show host Laurie Kilmartin, Kids in the Hall‘s Scott Thompson and The Crowd Work Tour‘s Todd Barry. Check out these acts at Moontower in April with a $99 Satellite Badge!
If you’re an American excited about the gold for curling this film is for you. If you’re Canadian and you’re interested in seeing me betray my native land for fame and Olympic glory then this is for you as well. Enjoy ‘Black Ice.’ https://t.co/TTheBDkU4o
— Scott Thompson (@ScottThompson_) February 28, 2018
are they still selling Girl Scout cookies? The year’s supply I bought 2 weeks ago is gone.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) February 28, 2018
If you’re at a party or dinner and intimidated by the political talk, just wait for a break in the conversation and interject “How about that Manafort, huh?” You will get through the rest of the night without anyone knowing how dumb you are.
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 22, 2018
All I want in the world is to still have the body that I have currently, but be able to dunk.
— a farewell to karms (@IanKarmel) February 25, 2018
The healthiest relationship I’ve ever had has been with food.
— Queefimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) February 27, 2018
The bomb smelling dog at the airport smelled me super hard and the cop who was holding him just said “Eh, he’s new.”
— Tronald Dump (@ChrisCubas) February 22, 2018
The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a decent roll model.
— mark normand (@marknorm) February 28, 2018
And last but not least, check out the new single from headliner “Weird Al”!
My new single “The Hamilton Polka” is out now – available everywhere music is sold or streamed! https://t.co/NyCBPHkJ7k
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) March 2, 2018