She said, “I think I remember the [blog posts]”
“And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it”
And I said, “Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got”
[vaping commercial] Have you ever watched Star Wars and thought, “I want to look like one of those aliens in the cantina?” — Brian Gaar (@briangaar) October 5, 2015
Bananas are just an excuse to eat peanut butter. — Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) October 8, 2015
Looking forward to climbing Everest this afternoon right after cleaning the cat boxes and vacuuming.
— eddie pepitone (@eddiepepitone) October 7, 2015
My computer just got hacked by Lizzie Borden
— jonathan katz (@jonathan_katz) October 7, 2015
ads for family matters were called commeurkels. — Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) October 7, 2015
If Ben Carson is doing one thing, it’s that he’s making it seem like anyone can be a neurosurgeon. — Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) October 6, 2015
My ex-girlfriend did not find me funny. I felt like a slam poet for almost 3 years.
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) October 7, 2015
Underneath all the robots and lasers, Star Wars is the simple story of three close friends pulling off a massive, deadly terrorist attack. — Dana Gould (@danagould) October 6, 2015