As the 2018 Moontower Comedy Festival readies for kickoff on Wednesday, check out tweets from some of the talent attending this year – including late addition Maria Bamford! All these comics and many more are scheduled to attend next week! Check out the full schedule here and see you at the fest!
Does anyone know how to file a restraining order against The President of the United States? I have bought the filing paperwork for $39. #plentyofevidence
— The Irrelevant Redundancy! (@mariabamfoo) April 8, 2018
No matter how rich or famous I get, I will never impress my mother like my brother who’s a manager at TJMaxx & can give her a family discount.
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) April 11, 2018
I can’t really communicate effectively with my friend Oscar at work because I’m as asshole and never learned how to really speak Spanish but we do this thing were we pretend to clear or throats and then choke and die and that’s more important I think
— MEMAW’S LIL BINGBONG aka Mr. Dogg (@AveryReedMoore) April 8, 2018
If I HAD to join the Alt-Right, I’d want to be one of those effeminate, bookish guys named something like “Sebastian Etienne St. Clementine” who always have wet hair and look like they’re made out of fondant.
— PLAYOFF KARMS (@IanKarmel) April 9, 2018
Sometimes being an evil goon who threatens porn stars DOESN’T pay off.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) April 10, 2018
Not sure what anxiety feels like? You know when movies write some important backstory on the screen & you’re freaking out cuz you don’t know if you’ll finish it? Like that but all the time.
— mark normand (@marknorm) April 11, 2018
hard pass on helicopters, small planes and skiiing.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) April 11, 2018
My problem with the Solo movie is that it looks like it’s coming this fall to The CW. pic.twitter.com/iQjl7j0lG5
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 9, 2018
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