Moontower may be over and the comics may have gone home, but that doesn’t mean the jokes are over BECAUSE THE COMICS WHO PERFORMED AT MOONTOWER ARE ON TWITTER WHERE THEY ARE POSTING OTHER JOKES! See what I did there? Anyway, I have meticulously selected the very best tweets based on my patented system (finding tweets that make me laugh). Without any further ado, here are the crème de la crème de la crème of this weeks tweets. Enjoy!
Harrison Ford injures his ankle on the Star Wars set today. That’s a total Wookiee mistake.
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) June 12, 2014
If so many people are moving to Austin on a daily basis, how come I keep seeing the same 12 people everywhere?
— Wonka Flocka Flame (@Maggiemayehaha) June 12, 2014
The @MiamiHEAT really have die easy fans.
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) June 13, 2014
We should call soccer “football” and call football “lower life expectancy ball”
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) June 12, 2014
“Man, last night I got so gay that I don’t remember how I got home.” – @GovernorPerry
— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) June 12, 2014
My "I don't feel like eating" depression turns into "well, maybe some pizza" depression SO FAST.
— Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel) June 13, 2014
Facebook made billions by saying “Hey, remember that kid you haven’t seen since the third grade? He’s a parent who hates Obama now.”
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 11, 2014
To anyone that said I wouldn’t make it, I say this to you. pic.twitter.com/JRx3KPsW7K
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) June 11, 2014
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