For the uninitiated, that stands for Thank God It’s Friday Because That Means It’s Time For Another Edition Of The Best Tweets This Week From The Moontower Class Of 2014!
And it is! It’s time RIGHT NOW!
My writing process is just to always wear swimming trunks and then let the magic flow from there.
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) August 8, 2014
God give me the strength to not eat that cookie in the garbage.
— ashley barnhill (@ashley_barnhill) August 8, 2014
Like most of those stricken with worry over the missing Nigerian schoolgirls, I've moved onto making snide remarks about the new fall shows.
— Dana Gould (@danagould) August 7, 2014
Get the "Hollywood Game Night" board game. Now you can have all the contrived fun of the "hit" show at home with your unremarkable friends!
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) August 7, 2014
We're Tired Of Hearing About Your Atheism, Charlie Brown
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) August 8, 2014
Riding a Ferris wheel. Was in line behind a family and the attendant asked "are you with them?" and I replied "can I be?"
— Mike Lawrence (@TheMikeLawrence) August 7, 2014
I just walked through an immigration rally whilst eating a taco. Just guess which side I was on.
— aka Maggie Escobar (@Maggiemayehaha) August 7, 2014
Based on 90s action movies I'm surprised I haven't seen more police chases reluctantly run through the crowded gay bars I've been in.
— James Adomian (@JAdomian) August 8, 2014
The most valuable service industry skill you acquire is how to say "cunt" under your breath.
— Danny Palumbo (@Palumbros) August 7, 2014