People of Moontower, it’s that time again. Bow down to your Tweets of the Week from the Moontower Class of 2014! Hip hip hooray! For more tweets from your favorite Moontower comics, subscribe to our list on Twitter.
Also, there are TONS of amazing comedy shows coming to the Paramount in the coming months so be sure and stay up to date with our schedule (This November alone we have Anthony Jeselnik, David Sedaris, Chris D’Elia, Lewis Black, and Nick Swardson).
Time flies when you’re having fun or surgery.
— Demetri Martin (@DemetriMartin) October 23, 2014
In Omaha the journo cured of Ebola will be released. He described his time in Omaha as “the most difficult in my life & then the Ebola came”
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) October 23, 2014
Just watched an adult man in a GameStop play a game while 4 kids looked on and he never gave them the controller. That dude is my ISIS
— Mike Lawrence (@TheMikeLawrence) October 22, 2014
Judging by his neck hair I’d say he’s been single for about month
— Beth Stelling (@BethStelling) October 23, 2014
Ebola in NYC- Can someone tell me if this doctor uses Uber? Asking for a friend.
— Rory Albanese (@RoryAlbanese) October 24, 2014
Live each day like it’s your last: languid physical deterioration, mind heaving wildly as you see revealed the indifferent gods.
— James Adomian (@JAdomian) October 24, 2014
It's also important to remember that this is what Hugh Grant looks like these days pic.twitter.com/GSDXTMgfqH
— pumpkin spice Nicole (@nickmullen) October 22, 2014
Well my parents did (horrible thing) to me and I turned out fine [returns to screaming at meaningless sports game on television]
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) October 24, 2014