Did you know that John Hodgman is coming to the Paramount this September? Well he is! On September 12th! That’s a Friday! Perhaps best known for his many Daily Show appearances, he’s also a celebrated author, a New York Times Magazine columnist, and a podcaster. SO HOW COME NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT HIS TWITTER?! Oh, they do? All the time? Okay well that makes sense. It kind of messes up what I was going to say though. Let me rethink this. In the meantime, here is a brief introduction to the hilarious world of Mr. Hodgman’s Twitter, and by that I mean, here is a list of tweets.
This guy in the cafe and I agree that we liked the earthquake when it first started. But now it's like, the wrong people are into it.
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) August 23, 2011
Imagine if John Travolta mispronounced your name and then you had to sing a song on TV. I don't have to. I DREAM IT EVERY NIGHT.
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) March 3, 2014
Did law enforcement in Ferguson receive its escalation training from Internet comments section trolls?
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) August 19, 2014
Every House Hunters International could be subtitled "What Are They Running From" or "When Will They Divorce?"
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) April 8, 2014
Julian Castro is speaking. 8 yrs after young Hussein Obama spoke. Next convention I think the breakout speaker will be Esperanza Hitler-Borg
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) September 5, 2012
Last night at 3AM I told a gin glass that Lemongrab is the most complicated comedic character since Basil Fawlty and I stand by that.
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) February 4, 2014
Every time I hear a siren I still say "that's my ride." Thank you Robin Williams. I wish your ride had not arrived.
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) August 11, 2014
Stay tuned next week for more of The Best of John Hodgman where we’ll look at his work on The Daily Show!