The Most Patriotic Sketches Ever Written

It’s that time of the year: The Fourth of July! Dogs love it because of the loud fireworks but we love it because it gives us a chance to revisit some of our favorite sketches about America! Take time out from your summer barbecue to take a look back at the most patriotic sketches in the history of patriotic sketches. USA! USA! USA!

Kids in the Hall star Bruce McCulloch tells us what America means to him.

David Cross draws the borders of the new America in ‘Operation Hell on Earth’ from Season 2 of Mr. Show.

And finally, nothing says Fourth of July like Will Ferrell in an American flag thong.*

*The only link I could find has Russian subtitles which seems appropriate somehow.

The Best Tweets This Week from the Moontower Class of 2014

TweeterMoontower may be over and the comics may have gone home, but that doesn’t mean the jokes are over BECAUSE THE COMICS WHO PERFORMED AT MOONTOWER ARE ON TWITTER WHERE THEY ARE POSTING OTHER JOKES! See what I did there? Anyway, I have meticulously selected the very best tweets based on my patented system (finding tweets that make me laugh). Without any further ado, here are the crème de la crème de la crème of this weeks tweets. Enjoy!

Want more crème? Check out more from the Moontower class here!

Dennis Miller and Seth Meyers Talk Weekend Update

dennis millerEarlier this week, Dennis Miller stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers where the two talked about their time on Saturday Night Live and hosting the fake news. Vulture recently placed Miller at the top of the list of Update anchors and Seth wants to know his secret. Watch the segment below and then revisit Inside Joke’s interviews with the two titans after their respective headlining sets at Moontower!

Dennis Miller on Late Night with Seth Meyers.

Backstage with Dennis Miller at Moontower earlier this year.

Seth Meyers chats with Kerri Lendo at the 2012 fest.

Cody Hustak is the Funniest Person in Austin!

Cody HustakThis past Monday night, after seemingly endless weeks of competition, Cody Hustak bested over 200 entrants to become 2014’s Funniest Person in Austin. His roommate and fellow Nebraska transplant Ryan Cownie took second place while Lashonda Lester placed third.

For the uninitiated, Cody is one of the most unique voices in the Austin scene, a comic who relishes awkward pauses and defies audience expectations. His onstage persona is frequently antisocial and a bit alien: a sense of danger and unease can build as he approaches his punchlines with a deliberate pacing. Inevitably the conclusion is so delightfully absurd and unexpected that it overshadows whatever dark premise had us worried in the first place.

It was Cody’s fifth year in the contest and it was a hard fought and deeply deserved win. He had the audience doubled over throughout much of his set which was especially strong this year. When he took the stage to receive his prize he was humble and gracious. This is the real Cody Hustak. He’s pretty cool too.

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Check out Hustak’s 2013 FPIA set below and listen to him on the most recent episode of Mac Blake and David Jara’s The Mascot Wedding Show. Cody performs frequently around town. For dates and more information visit codyhustak.com.

The Comedy Roast of Kat Ramzinski

Tonight, Saturday May 17th, almost a month after local comic Kat Ramzinski was brutally attacked, join a stellar group of Austin comedians as they come together to celebrate the strength and resolve of the hilarious Kat Ramzinski with a roast!

Kat Roast: A Beneficial Beatdown of Kat Ramzinski features the divine Maggie Maye as roast master duties and boasts an absolutely killer lineup of Austin comics including Katie Pengra, Amber Bixby, Mike MacRae, Ramin Nazer, Brian Gaar, Cody Hustak, Lisa Friedrich, Michael Priest, Kath Barbadoro, Adam Hrabik, and Ralphie Hardesty. Norm Wilkerson organized the so-called ‘beneficial beatdown’ to help ease the pain Ramzinski suffered at the hands of a group of muggers with the healing power of laughter (oh, and donations).

This promises to be a hilarious, one-of-a-kind event filled with laughter and love. Here’s more from the event’s page on Facebook:

On April 20th our friend, esteemed colleague, and local comedian, Kat Ramzinski, was brutally attacked by 3 males and one female assailants with gruesome intent. Like the strong, fearless woman we know her to be, Kat fought back and survived the attack with very serious injuries.

On Saturday, May 17, Spider House Ballroom celebrates this very special lady with an All-Star Austin comic line-up, in the traditional Roast style.

Please come early for the pre-show cocktail hour with DJ DoA spinning tight jams and dope beats.

Immediately following the show we encourage all to stay and pay tribute to Kat through song! DIAMOND KARAOKE will be providing the songs in which you wish to butcher into the night.

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$10 Suggested Donation

Check out Kat’s triumphant return to the stage at this year’s Moontower Comedy Festival, mere days after the attack and I’ll see you at the Spiderhouse Ballroom!

We went backstage with the 2014 Moontower headliners!

For the past three years, I’ve been lucky enough to film interviews with many of the comedians at Moontower. Along with Kerri Lendo and my good friends at Picturebox, I have had the pleasure of chatting with some of my comedy heroes and making a complete idiot out of myself. Here now are the best interview bits featuring the 2014 Moontower headliners!

Is there anyone better than Maria Bamford? In this completely silly interview, I talked to her about staying up all night and eating M&Ms for dinner.

Kerri sat down with Fred Armisen and asked him about his go-to karaoke song, his favorite punk bands (surprise – one of them is in Austin!), and how to freak out the sound guy.

As someone who grew up watching the Kids in the Hall, I was especially nervous to speak to them AND IT DEFINITELY SHOWS! I began interviewing Dave Foley and Kevin McDonald when a special guest dropped by. This was a highlight.

The inimitable Hannibal Buress talked with Kerri about playing at the historic Paramount Theatre, his weekly New York Show, and holding on to those one-of-a-kind show moments.

In another surreal interview, I spoke with Dennis Miller and his brother (and Moontower festival producer) Rich about their years of sleeping on floors and watching puppet pornography.

For more interviews, check out the Inside Joke YouTube page and explore interviews from the past three years!

We Went Backstage with Aziz Ansari!

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This weekend, we caught up with Moontower alum Aziz Ansari after his record breaking sold out shows at the Bass Concert Hall! The Parks and Recreation star talked to our own Kerri Lendo about eating out in Austin, the Unsolved Mysteries theme, and his preferred method of watching television shows (hint: it involves something called “chunking”).

And in case you missed it, here’s our interview with Aziz backstage at Moontower from 2012.

Moontower starts in just two days! Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Top 10 Celebrity Tweets about Moontower

MoontowerCelebTweetsMoontower is almost here and Twitter is abuzz with chatter about the festival! People are talking about what they’re looking forward to at Moontower using the hashtag #WhatImLookingForwardToAtMoontower! Even some celebrities* got in on the act! Let’s check in and see what some of the stars of stage and screen are excited to do and see at this year’s fest!

Jessica Alba and James Franco are excited about seeing some new faces at the fest. franco1
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And Taylor Swift and Linsday Lohan announce what they’re going to check out at the festival.show1-2
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Katy Perry and Pharrell are looking forward to kicking back and taking a dip.swim1swim2

And some heavy hitters from the late night world announce their intentions.
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leno2And finally, our commander-in-chief and the Toronto mayor let us know why they’ll be at the fest this year!
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What are you excited about seeing at Moontower? Follow us at @MoontowerComedy on Twitter and tag your tweet with the hashtag #WhatImLookingForwardToAtMoontower! If you are a fake celebrity, you just might be featured on our blog!

 

*Note: Celebrity tweets have been Photoshopped for your convenience.

Moontower Comics on Letterman and on Letterman

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David Letterman announced yesterday that he will be stepping down sometime next year. The voice of a generation, Letterman inspired scores of comics everywhere and reinvented the talk show. It’s hard to imagine the talk show landscape without him. Here now are some Moontower comics alternately appearing on Letterman and talking about his influence.

COMICS ON LETTERMAN:

Andy Kindler on “replacing Letterman.”

Ian Karmel’s a fan.

Mike Birbiglia gets real.

 

COMICS ON LETTERMAN:

Hannibal Buress makes his Letterman debut.

Marc Maron talks interviewing Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner.

Mike MacRae performs during ‘Impressionist Week’

Let’s raise a glass to Letterman this weekend. He was our Johnny and then some. Thanks for the laughs.

Top Five Schedules in Recorded Human History

Schedules: everyone uses them but which ones are the best? Over the years, we humans have used “sched-ules” to organize events, order tasks, and commit resources between a variety of tasks. It’s an exciting history that crosses time periods and continents! Today we’re going to take an unbiased look at the very best schedules in the history of the world. Let’s dive in!

5. Benson’s Hall Monitor Schedule (McCarthy Elementary; 1953)
It was during a particularly long and boring day that eight-year-old Fred Benson was came up with the very first hall monitoring schedule. At the time, there was no system in place so any number of children could be found patrolling the halls without assigned times. In the coming months, Benson not only developed an early version of the hall pass, but also came up with a system of rewards and punishments that would ultimately be his undoing. R.I.P.
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 4. Pharaoh Zoser’s Giza Pyramids Construction Schedule (El Giza, Egypt; circa 2560 B.C.)
The rudimentary but efficient construction schedule utilized an early calendar to organize time and schedule the resources necessary to build the Giza pyramid, one of the Seven Wonders of the World. It’s one of the pinnacles of human achievement that still stands today. This schedule would have ranked higher up in our survey if it weren’t for the use of slave labor. Still, kudos on the great job!
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3. Pine View Service Station’s bathroom cleaning schedule (Jacksonville, GA; 1942)
This service station pioneered the use of the bathroom cleaning schedule, requiring employees to initial after completing a task. During the station’s heyday, it was not uncommon for as many as five employees to enter the facilities with a customer and do everything from mopping the bathroom floors to shining the driver’s shoes! pineview

2. NBC’s Saturday Morning Schedule (USA; 1985-86)
Forget Thursday’s so-called Must See TV, Saturday mornings in 1985 was where it was at! Spiderman, Mr. T, AND The Smurfs? Get the pancakes and let’s fire up that tube! The geniuses behind this television schedule at NBC outdid themselves with this one. Though now forgotten and probably dead, these Peacock execs left quite a legacy!

1. Moontower Comedy and Oddity Festival (Austin, Texas; April 2014)

The Kids in the Hall! Demitri Martin! Maria Bamford! Hannibal Burress! Marc Maron! These are just a few of the names that I am shouting aloud at this coffee shop. Additionally, they are on the 2014 Moontower Comedy Festival schedule which was released today! Check it out in all it’s glory here and start planning your Moontower!